1. My uncle once: embaressed me totally by dancing with me at my sister's eighteeth.

2. Never in my life: will I know what to do.

3. When I was five: I drank watered down wine in a resturant in France.

4. High school was: bad at the beginning, but better once I made the friends I wanted.

5. I will never forget: who I am inside.

6. Once I met: Billy Ocean, my biggest claim to fame. He shook me by the hand and said "Hello Nichola," after my Dad introduced me.

7. There’s this boy I know: who I think would be perfect for me, if only I fancied him.

8. Once, at a bar: I made a fool of myself trying to get free drinks.

9. By noon, I’m usually: just waking up.

10. Last night: I was crying, a lot.

11. If only I had: a more comfortable finance situation.

12. Next time I go to church: I would like to feel at peace with myself. But then maybe I need to attend church to get that.

13. What worries me most: my family.

14. When I turn my head left I see: A ppile of boxes and a Doctor Who poster.

15. When I turn my head right I see: Ian McKellon's autograph.

16. You know I’m lying when: I tell you I am. Pretty good liar me.

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: being in the womb??

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: Horatio, he doesn't get murdered.

19. By this time next year: I will be shit-scared for university.

20. A better name for me would be: Neurotic Twatface.

21. I have a hard time understanding: my father.

22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: talk to the teachers, but runaway if Miss Cannie comes near me.

23. You know I like you if: I want to talk to you all the time.

24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: my siblings.

25. Take my advice, never: get your parent's divorced when your nine and the third child. Messed me up for life.

26. My ideal breakfast is: Grandma's Christmas breakfast, but in bed with someone I love.

27. A song I love but do not have is: Jackson - Johnny Cash and June Carter.

28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: go punting, proper Cambridge style.

29. Why won’t people: stop buying and selling other human beings.

30. If you spend a night at my house: you'll be on the sofa. Fact.

31. I’d stop my wedding for: David Tennant?

32. The world could do without: wars.

33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: become Atheist. I just *can't* see the appeal.

34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: Georgia Moffett and Jonny Wilkinson.

35. Paper clips are more useful than: bookmarks. As bookmarks.

36. If I do anything well it’s: making myself feel like an utter twat.

37. I can’t help but: be myself. Sorry.

38. I usually cry: at everything.

39. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: 'Look to the future. The past will sort itself out'

40. And by the way: if you've read this far, you must really be bored.