Dear all the men in Cambridge,
I would like to talk to you civilly and make a polite request.
I know that when the sun comes out, people try to stay as cool as they can. However, I would like to know why that means that would give you the right to walk around topless all day long. It's just not decent. There are children around. And even when you don't have the perfect abdominal muscles and they are saggy and frankly not pleasant to look at, you all still somehow think it's all ok to walk around with your top on.
Granted, some of you do have toned muscles, like all you rowers out there, which aren't too bad to look at on my cycle home from college. However, I'd rather you did not have your top off, after all if I get distracted on my bike I could have a nasty accident.
So basically, I'd like to make a polite request. To all the men of Cambridge, please don't walk around topless, because it's either a: indecent and unpleasant or b: too distracting.
And it's not like women can strip off their tops either, so it's just bloody unfair in that respect too.
Thanks for reading, I hope you take my request into account.
Yours sincerely,
Nic.
2008-05-11 @ 13:24